Series Two: Episode Five

Episode Five is the second season in Episodes, which was aired from Showtime on July 29, 2012 and BBC Two on 8 June 2012.

Summary
Matt's young stalker, Labia, turns up while he and Sean are in a restaurant, despite a 500-foot restraining order; she found out where Matt would be dining due to a status that Sean made, as Sean has not yet unfriended her. Matt reveals that she has been stalking him for fifteen years, since he took her to Disneyland as an eight-year-old. Carol insists Merc takes her away for a weekend to celebrate their 5th 'anniversary' together. Jamie then tries to book the weekend away with Matt, but she and Merc use the same travel agent and the resulting confusion comes close to exposing both their extra-marital affairs. Morning's disastrous plastic surgery to one side of her face causes camera angle problems during filming of the show.

Main

 * Matt LeBlanc as Matt LeBlanc
 * Stephen Mangan as Sean Lincoln
 * Tamsin Greig as Beverly Lincoln
 * John Pankow as Merc Lapidus
 * Kathleen Rose Perkins as Carol Rance
 * Mircea Monroe as Morning Randolph

Guest

 * Sophie Rundle as Labia
 * Sam Palladio as Stoke
 * Jacob Anderson as Kevin
 * Harry McEntire as Jason
 * Genevieve O'Reilly as Jamie Lapidus
 * Albie Selznick as Golf Coach
 * Jamie Denbo as Bethany
 * Katherine Ryan as Merc's Assistant
 * Scarlett Rose Patterson as Wendy

Trivia

 * Matt says Labia's favorite show was Friends.
 * Beverly says that Carol's quote isn't quite "You complete me."

Quotes

 * Matt LeBlanc: How did you even know I was here?
 * [Pointing]
 * Matt LeBlanc: Have you been following me again?
 * Labia: No.
 * [Indicating Sean]
 * Labia: He posted it on his page.
 * Sean Lincoln: [Sheepishly to Matt]. I may have updated my status.
 * Matt LeBlanc: [Sternly]. You said you were going to unfriend her.
 * Sean Lincoln: I don't know how.
 * Labia: It's so easy.
 * [Gesticulating]
 * Labia: You just click on "accounts" and then you click "edit friends"...
 * Matt LeBlanc: No, no, no, no. You're not going to become his IT person.
 * [Pointing]
 * Matt LeBlanc: Now go!


 * Wendy: I wasn't really listening. Do you want me to listen?
 * Sean Lincoln: That might be helpful.