Series One: Episode Five

Episode Five is the first season in Episodes, which was aired from Showtime on February 6, 2011 and BBC Two on 7 February 2011.

Summary
Matt invites Sean to a 'Rape Prevention Task Force' gala, where more of Morning's secrets are revealed. Beverly and Carol get stoned and bond over stories of their love lives. Beverly becomes paranoid that Sean is falling for Morning. Sean finds Morning's sex tape on the internet, and watches it while masturbating, unaware that Beverly is watching him.

Main

 * Matt LeBlanc as Himself
 * Stephen Mangan as Sean Lincoln
 * Tamsin Greig as Beverly Lincoln
 * John Pankow as Merc Lapidus
 * Kathleen Rose Perkins as Carol Rance
 * Mircea Monroe as Morning Randolph

Guest

 * Rhashan Stone as Howard
 * Jane Perry as Charity Woman
 * Genevieve O'Reilly as Jamie Lapidus
 * Oliver Kieran Jones as Andrew Lesley

Quotes

 * Beverly Lincoln: [about Morning's revealing skirt] She's a librarian in a boys' boarding school. I'm guessing it's not within her job description to show the boys her vagina.
 * Morning Randolph: They might go to the library more.
 * Howard: Look at it with the glasses.
 * [places a pair of glasses on Morning's face]
 * Howard: Hmm?
 * Beverly Lincoln: Right. So, now it's a vagina with glasses.


 * Andrew Lesley: So, what brings you here?
 * Sean Lincoln: [indicating Matt and Morning, who sit nearby] Uh, we're doing a TV pilot. We're making an American version of Lyman's Boys.
 * Andrew Lesley: Awesome. Who's doing Julian's part?
 * Sean Lincoln: [pointing] Matt is.
 * Andrew Lesley: [bursts out laughing, then notices that Matt does not look amused] Oh, you're serious.
 * [stammering]
 * Andrew Lesley: Well, that... that's fantastic.